Up to now, everything Jeff Patterson learned about women has come from the worst possible places. On top of that, it seems like everyone around him has already found the love of their lives while he continues to toss back drinks with his beloved cat. Feeling that it's now his time to shine as he approaches thirty years old, Jeff is ready to take the necessary chances to find that lucky lady he has always dreamed of. The only problem is he never could have imagined how low he was capable of stooping in the process. Come along on his search to find the woman he has always figured was out there waiting for him. If she exists.