I, Kayden Perry, don't do holidays, but this year, my record label insists I throw the bash of the season.

Great. Fa-la-la-la-no-no-no!

With no choice other than to comply, I go to the best in the biz: my sister's best friend, Clover Fields. The woman shines so bright with her perpetual sunshine I need sunglasses just to look at her. Or…maybe to look at her curvy perfection without anyone knowing what's on my mind. Spoiler alert: I'm not thinking of gingerbread men or tinsel.

Unfortunately, my party isn't the only gig in town. I need a date to accompany me and fast. And like Cinderella, Clover is the only one who fits, not just as my date for the season, but as my wife for forever. But I'm no prince, and Clover has no interest in my celebrity lifestyle. Unless I can convince her to be mine, it looks like I'll be grumpy all the way…for life.