Good boys ask the best questions.

From barking in bed to sleeping in the dog house, these pups have sent in some of the sexiest, most heartfelt letters yet to Mister O, the advice giving persona of Micky Omega.

In this fictional column, you'll find men well-versed in pup play whimpering on their knees, cuddling up to their lover's laundry, and tackling jealousy in kink communities. Whether you're a curious stray, a handler looking for insight, or just someone who likes their kink with a wagging tail, Micky's got the answers: raw, real, filthy, and always sincere.

Now crack open this spine like a proper good boy.