Johanna Gohmann is an essayist, humor writer, and children's book author whose work has appeared in The New Yorker, The Cut, and McSweeney's, among other publications. She currently makes her home in Brooklyn, where she lives with her Irish computer nerd husband and their Scorpio son. You can find her at JohannaGohmann.com and on Instagram at @johannagohmann.

Emily Flake is a cartoonist, writer, and illustrator, and a regular contributor to The New Yorker, McSweeney's, and many other publications. She is the author of Joke in a Box, That Was Awkward, and Mama Tried. She lives in Brooklyn with her husband, daughter, and alarmingly large cat. You can find her at EmilyFlake.com and on Instagram at @eflakeagogo.