GARY, INDIANA, MUST BE DESTROYED! From writer Dave Hill (Tasteless Nudes) and artist Artyom Topilin (EC's Cruel Universe), one man's insane but all-too-true autobiography finally gets to the good stuff: all of the axe-swinging violence! Dave is on the cusp of getting a huge late-night writing gig . . . but his new Norwegian arch-nemeses have different plans! They've crossed the Atlantic to bring ruin and hellfire to the hometown of Witch Taint?Dave's hyper-extreme black-metal band?and taken his mom hostage until they can meet in one-on-one combat. There's only one problem: Witch Taint doesn't actually exist . . . YET!