Short Description (blurb-style):

Welcome to NextDay Freight Systems in Romulus, Michigan, 2005-2022: a freezing, chaotic, package-slinging universe where the conveyor belts never stop, the drama never sleeps, and the crew is equal parts family and felony waiting to happen.

Follow quiet, unbothered legend Dion Lewis and the wildest warehouse circus in America-loudmouth Patty the manager, Crystal the man-eater with the color-coded spreadsheet, big dumb sweetheart Mike, Axe-drowned Nicholas, karate-screaming Cole, Jasmine, Thomas, and a neon strawberry-scented dildo that became a hub mascot-as they survive lube tsunamis, blizzards, recessions, MySpace wars, undercover corporate spies, a live baby goat named Package, Trailer Fight Club, and seventeen years of pure, unfiltered Black workplace comedy.

This is Friday-night-at-the-warehouse energy in book form: hilarious, raunchy, heartfelt, and 100% real. Think "The Office" meets "Friday" in a FedEx-style hub where the packages always get delivered... but the tea, the hookups, the fights, and the love get handled too.

If you ever worked midnights, overtime, or just survived a wild-ass job with people who felt like cousins, this one's for you.

"Still delivered, bitch." - Romulus Hub, forever